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• profitable

  

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  DELIVERING THE BAD NEWS

  When Mr.. Wilkins answered the door late in the evening one day after he'd lost his wife scuba diving, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen. "We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkins, but we have some information about your wife." "Well...tell me!" he demanded.

  The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some pretty good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

  Fearing the worse, Mr. Wilkins said, "Give me the bad news first."

  Posted on October 16, 2014 at 9:43 PM
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• RDX

  

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  @profitable DELIVERING THE BAD NEWS

  When Mr.. Wilkins answered the door late in the evening one day after he'd lost his wife scuba diving, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen. "We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkins, but we have some information about your wife." "Well...tell me!" he demanded.

  The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some pretty good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

  Fearing the worse, Mr. Wilkins said, "Give me the bad news first."

  Is it only me or you're ruining everyone's experience by posting only half of the joke?

  Posted on October 16, 2014 at 11:37 PM
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  KEEPING MYSELF PURE

  This guy in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move.

  "No thank you," she said politely." "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love."

  Posted on October 17, 2014 at 8:28 AM
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