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• photosmart

  

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  @bikergsx The Wife said, “turn the beside light out and I'll let you stick it up my arse.” To be fair I probably should have waited till the bulb had cooled first!

  LOL this is the best, I'll search some jokes too, nice thread hihi :D

  Posted on October 10, 2014 at 6:32 AM
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• syubandabi

  

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  Keep Smile :)

  Posted on October 10, 2014 at 9:38 AM
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• gepan

  

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  i like jokes, smeel in the jokes

  Posted on October 10, 2014 at 12:35 PM
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• bangdi

  

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  THE ESCAPED CONVICT

  An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.

  As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it."

  "Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you are really cute!"

  Posted on October 10, 2014 at 1:02 PM
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• bitsol

  

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  Q.how do you make seven an even number? A.take the s out!

  Question: Why are ghosts bad liars? Answer: Because you can see right through them

  What dog can jump higher than a building? Anydog, buildings can't jump!

  Q: What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A: A zebra with a drumkit.

  What do you get when you cross a dog and a telephone? A Golden Receiver!

  Posted on October 10, 2014 at 7:47 PM
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• j4y4

  

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  Once there was a police man and one day on duty he saw a man with a brick on a leash. Being the man that he was he went over and said to the man and said nice dog you got there.

  Posted on October 10, 2014 at 9:41 PM
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• shinta

  

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  A policeman is driving along the road when he gets an urgent message on his radio telling him there has been a dead body found in an ice cream van just down the road.

  He rushes to the scene where he discovers a man's body, with chocolate flakes up each nostril, raspberry sauce all over his head and he is covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands.

  Posted on October 16, 2014 at 7:43 AM
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• fityan

  

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  nice joke,but i cant post any joke in english :(

  Posted on October 16, 2014 at 7:59 AM
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• angel

  

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  A man walks into the sheriff's office... "I want to become a deputy!"

  "Good, I want to you to catch this man" says the sheriff handling the man a wanted poster.

  Posted on October 16, 2014 at 2:50 PM
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• sanoc

  

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  TWO DUMB TRUCKERS

  While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3". They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4".

  Posted on October 16, 2014 at 6:33 PM
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