I am obviously a monkey not a human being according to melotic.com.
Why? Because I do not possess a phone capable of reading their bar-code necessary to deposit money (LTBcoins) on their site.
So a bounty of 1500 LTBcoin for a user who sells about 160,000 LTBcoins there at 0.00000450 BTC or better. Currently there are buy orders for about 200K at that price or better.
Update: Amount sold due to the help of IvanB.